Touhou Tuesday: Railway Series Parody?!

Here's an idea! Why not have a Touhou Project themed Railway Series parody. Seriously? Who's isn't doing stories stories about talking trains in Gensokyo...On second thought, I think I know why now.

But if you think I should do something like this! Leave a comment below here.

Civilization V mod idea #2

Another Civ bites the dust or so it seems. So here we go! This one is based off of Sailor Moon.



Leader: Queen Serenity

Unique Ability: Silver Crystal [50% of happiness goes to culture]

UB (Unique Building): Crystal Palace [Replaces Palace: Produces +3 Happiness and Culture]

UU: Sailor Guardian [Replaces Marine, available earlier at Radio, has a 25% Combat bonus in home territory, has Moonlight Densetsu promotion (Which allows +1 movement and receives 20% more experience during golden ages)]


Strategy: Queen Serenity's Silver Millenium is suited for a cultural victory because adopting Aesthetic's Fine Arts (which converts 50% of your happiness into culture) would mean that 100% of your own happiness is being made into culture (i.e 45 happiness = +45 culture per turn). Sailor Guardians work best for defending your capital because of the UB, and using golden ages to your advantage in battle should need be.


Starting Bias: N\A

Complete catalog of AeroSoft titles (3/29/15)

Completed Games:
Aero PC
Boxman the Boxian
Boxman the Boxian 2
Boxman and the Comedy Bus: Part 1
Brony Quest: When Nazis Attack
Brony Quest 2: Day of Lavos
OGMS

Cancelled Games:
AS: The Day Earth Glitched
Brony Quest 3
Emergency Landing

Games in Development:
OGMS 2
Rosen

All games are available on Gamjolt.com, here's the link:
http://gamejolt.com/profile/aerosoft/17976/

My thought on SEGA's current situation.

Albeit this may or may not be relevant anymore (this was from a couple of weeks ago), so here it goes.

Because of the amazingly crushingly horrible no good failure that is Sonic Boom: Rise of Lyric (and Shattered Crystals for the 3DS), SEGA is now looking away from console development and are moving towards mobile games. Here are my two reasons why SEGA is failing not just as a company, but also the products they provide.

1. Sonic, Sonic, Sonic, Sonic, NOTHING ELSE

One reason is that I feel like SEGA doesn't use its array of IPs (Intellectual Property for the under-educated). As such, they make Sonic game after Sonic game, this doesn't count games that SEGA has published but games they developed (or outsourced). No new Space Harrier, no new Streets of Rage, no new Golden Axe, not even a Hang-On or Monaco GP, just the blue nuisance. So they milked the life out of Sonic and now they're beating a dead hedgehog. The quality of any Sonic game post-2001 is like going to a rigged casino, there's a few winners, but mostly losers that bankrupted themselves by being gimmicky and such. Even though SEGA isn't selling much of the blue dude (mostly due to poor quality and reviews spread fast, especially the bad ones), that doesn't mean that we should outright replace him (even though I think that a new mascot contest should be in order, or some love be sent to Alex Kidd). Which brings me to my next subject on the topic.

2. "You're a mean one, Nakayama"

Okay, so he's not that malicious but he kinda bullied SOA to release the Saturn early, not to mention SOA didn't want to release the 32X but did anyway. SEGA's corporate civil war would go on to cripple the company's chance of being successful and eventually bite the console dust and make sub-par Sonic games until the world ends of some cataclysmic horror. So SOA and SOJ had some a blue coat/grey coat situation. But if SOA didn't release the 32X or cancelled the black plastic mushroom cloud in the first place AND SOJ let SOA release the Saturn to there own accord (and made the console less of a mess to develop for) maybe SEGA would still be in the console market (best case) or lasted one more console after the Dreamcast (semi-worst case) or having a few more million bucks to spend on some QA improvement (worse case). Also, maybe if SOJ took some risk during those days, maybe they would have a larger foothold. Nonetheless, there was also Bernie Stolar, whom without, SEGA may have had a softer landing from their challenger sized explosion of failure.

Quotes that are in context of this topic:

"Oh the shame of it!" -Gordon from Edward's day out

"Here's the problem! Too many toasters!" -Mario from Hotel Mario

"There were a couple of guys! Who were up to no good, started makin trouble in the neighborhood!" -Intro theme from Fresh Prince of Bel-air

"What the actual fuck?" -Mr. Enter

Things I'm Planing

I'm thinking about releasing "The Completely True Story of AeroSoft's History" and "AeroSoft 2020: Takes America" onto Topham Topics so that way, people won't have to go searching to the ends of the universe looking for short stories that seem to not exist. So expect some long ass articles in the next few weeks or in this case, 2 long, big, stories.

Here is the link to OGMS for the Collectathon RPG that's based off my series.
http://gamejolt.com/games/rpg/ogms/49596/

Schedule for this blog.

For my normal posts there is no pre-determined order except for the following:

Touhou Tuesdays
(Something Touhou Project related)

RevieWednesday
(A review of any book, movie, or video game I've played)


That is all.

This background reminds me of something.

The background for this blog reminds of the Sinclair ZX Spectrum (say zed instead of zee to be authentic), a personal computer released in `1982 and is named so for the computer's color graphical quality. It was initially released in the united Kingdom.

So hence forth, this will become known as the "Spectrum Era" of this blog (that is if I change the background anytime soon).

The YouTube Poop Ratings System (YTPRS)

This was just an idea I was having when I was at my school sharing some of DaThings1's poops (since he ones that were considered "school appropriate"). So I was thinking that the rating system should be just telling you what content it contains (i.e. Sex Jokes, Jokes of Taboo Nature, or Disturbing Imagery involving Horror Elements), but also the amount of editing (Ranging from Basic to Ultra Advanced).

General Audiences (GA)

Content that is considered family friendly, references to media that is PG-13/T (ESRB for Teen) and below. Minimal swearing (this doesn't include words like Idiot, Moron, Stupid, Jerk, or words that are considered swears in strict religious/educational environments, but maybe one or two hells or damns)

Teen-13 (T-13/T13)

Content that includes slightly more freedom for swearing, sexual humor/content, horror elements, illegal substances, and extremely subtle references/jokes to taboo subjects (i.e. jokes involving 9/11, any recent crashes/bombings in any news media post 2001, incest, and/or the Nazi Party).

Adolesent-17 (A-17/A17)

Contents that includes obvious/blatantly sight-able use of: Sexual Subjects, advanced horror elements, taboo subjects, drugs and/or alcohol, proficient swearing, blood and gore.

Mature Audiences (MA)

Contains extreme overly-profuse use of: Sexual Subject, Intense imagery involving horror or sexual elements, extreme taboo subject, complex situations involving said content.

This rating system is completely optional and if used, cannot be rejected by any party due to YouTube Poops being of free availability and not having any retail involvement. This is ABSOLUTELY NOT meant to be abused by any form of government (i.e. American, Australian, United Kingdom) or corporation (i.e Viacom, HiT Entertainment, Loinsgate, Hasbro Inc., Walt Disney Studios)

Basic Editing (BE)

Light Sentence mixing, commonly used stock effects, stutter loops, basically any poop made before 2008 with some exemptions. May contain overused memes.

Medium Editing (ME)

Sentence mixing, with minor masking, uncommon (optional stock) effects, and YTPMV (YouTube Poop Music Video) elements. May contain minor use of overused memes.

Advanced Editing (AE)

Major, clearly audible sentence mixing, with masking, advanced medium/hard to execute effects, major use of sound splicing, HD video quality.

Ultra Advanced Editing (UAE)

Near-perfected Sentence mixing, advanced masking, 3-D effects/environments, use of flash animation, proficient lip syncing, Hard to use effects, extreme potential to crash video editor, HD video Quality, professional story/joke devolpment.

Here is how the rating/quality system is used [Content/Quailty (i.e. GA/ME, MA/AE, T-13/UAE, A-17/BE). I also have ideas for an awards ceremony for this medium of internet video. But I'll have that for later though.

A tale from the winter's market.

One time, at my local winter farmer's market. I was unloading one of the vendors, this specific one dealing with veg, I was carrying a wooden bucket of onions, the kind with the small metal handles that sort of digs into your hand if its heavy enough. It was hurting like all hell, so I ran inside with it. This resulted in creating literally a trail of onion skins going from the door to the table, It was also a pretty clear trail.


This was hilarious when it happened and it still is to this day.

Civilization V mod idea #1

So here is one of my ideas for a Civilization V mod. This one being based off of Breaking Bad.

Leader: Walter White

Leader Trait: [The Empire Business: All science buildings produce 1+ Happiness and +2 Wealth]

UI (Unique Improvement): Meth Lab (Produces +1 Happiness, +5 Science [+10 Science if Scientific Theory is researched] +2 Wealth if Electricity is researched, Appearance is an RV with Chemistry and a Laundromat when Scientific Theory is researched, available at Chemistry) 

UU (Unique Unit): Tuco Cousins (Replaces Infantry, has +1 more movement than Infantry and has a +20% Attack Bonus outside friendly territory)

Strategy: Walter White of the New Mexican Empire, is more suited for a scientific victory as he has an improvement that can generate science points without the need of social policies (Trading Posts), buildings with access to specific tiles (University and jungle tiles), and Great Scientists (Academy). At the same time, generating money and happiness. At the same time, the unique unit can also deal with outside threats and could be used for a domination victory if the shoe fits.

Starting Bias: Desert

Super Mega Drive: From Concept to Console!

Well, not exactly. The Super Mega Drive is a fictional video game console (For now) that I came up with and built one out of Lego (with guts and everything). But what is this crazy contraption?

The Super Mega Drive is a console that instead of using disc based media, it uses USB Cartridges. (Blu-Ray's 128 GB vs AeroSoft's 200 GB). The cartridge's male end USB portion is wider compared to normal thumb-drives to thwart piracy and to make sure the medium can't be played on computers without the add-on that allowed for at home development (A sort of homebrew kit if you will).

Fictionally, the system's power differs greatly from what source you would hear it from. (One tale tells that the SMD's power is somewhat of the Sega Saturn and the N64 combined, while another says its on par with eight or ninth generation consoles). Either way, is capable of rendering 3D and 2D graphics of discernible quality.

The Super Mega Drive's release date also varies on the scale of what timeline I've came up with (Ranging from the early 90's to 2015/2016). It also has internet capabilities on some timelines.

The cartridges are also able to hold additional chips a la SNES. Hence the NSFX chip (Nitori's Super Effects). Which would bump the graphical quality to PS2 era graphics.

Also, going into the gaming industry is sort of what I want to do later in life (Hell, I've been developing my own games for a couple years now, that is if you follow my Gamejolt page), Other than producing software, I also want to hardware as well. So good luck for me and good luck for AeroSoft.

Welcome to Topham Topics!

Welcome to Topham Topics! Here we will have a variety of things, ranging from gaming to irrelevant alliterations and puns to songs to YouTube videos and other things. I hope you'll like and to a fair extent, enjoy my content. (This blog was suggested by my language arts teacher, Mrs. Mckee)