Touhou Tuesday: Yuyuko Weighs In!

I'm beginning to burn out for Touhou Tuesday content. So here's a story about how I spent $300 on food and never got able to eat it.


So I went food shopping. The cookie section was never the same since weed got legalized. Always empty, the stoners line up at loading bay for their mallomars. But that's not important. What's important is the fact that I forgot that Saigyouji was coming over. (Youmu was out filing for a 34th mortgage so she can fed Yuyuko), so I loaded up my pantries and the fridge and subsequent freezer. Only to fall asleep and wake up to Yuyuko leaving. Before she ultimately left. She brought up the fact that I just run out of food. I rushed to my kitchen, only to find the fridge open. Pantry doors ripped off their hinges. The freezer as empty, including the ice that grows around it. The microwave was beeping out that song that people play when somebody dies. Even some of the slightly expired stuff was gone! Empty cans, boxes, and bottles lay astray upon the floor.




Of course I might be exaggerating. But she did raid it though.