Now this is a story all about how my life
got flipped upside down and I'd like to take a minute
and sit right here.
I'll tell you how I became the prince of a
region called Kanto.
In East Massachusetts, born and raised.
In the convention center where I spent most of my days.
Chillin out Maxin' relaxin' all cool,
and battling some Pokemon all inside
When some guys from Iowa, who were up to no good!
Started making trouble in my neighborhood
They busted a cap in some trainers and my
mom got scared!
She said "Your moving in with you auntie and uncle in Kanto"
I begged and pleaded with her day after day!
But she packed my suitcase and sent me on my way.
She gave me a kiss and then gave me my S.S. Ticket
I put my Gameboy on and said, "I might as well catch it!".
I whistle for a cab and when it came near.
The license plate said "Squirtle" and had Pokeballs
in the mirror.
If anything I could say that this cab was shiny.
But I thought "Nah, forgot it" - "Yo, home to Pallet!".
I pulled up to the house about 7 or 8 and I yelled
to cabbie "Yo homie smell ya later".
I looked at my kingdom, I was finally there.
To sit on my throne as the Prince of Kanto!
Instrumentals
This parody song is based off this event:
Edit: Changed walkman to Gameboy
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