A skit I made up

Scene 1

Yakumo Household [Interior] after Exterior establishing shot

Ran:

(walks into room) Chen! What are you doing!

[Chen and Frank are at a table with paper covered in a pink goo]

Frank:

(Looks towards Ran) Oh! I'm teaching Chen how to write scripts.

Chen:

Ran-shama, he's telling me about filler!

Ran:

(Pick up paper) What is this?

Frank:

(Points offscreen) Chen, go get the episodic filler.

[Chen runs off screen to come back pushing an oil drum saying "Property of USDA"]

Ran:

Is that?...

Frank:

Pink Slime. The best script filler known to man.

Ran:

I don't think its used that way.

Frank:

Chen-chan. You done?

Chen:

(picks up and straightens it on the table) I'm done.

Frank:

I'll just send that.

Scene 2

Viacom HQ (with establishing shot)

Viacom Assistant:

(Knocks open door) Sir, we just got hold of a script.

Viacom CEO:

Just bring it in, Jimmy.

Viacom Assistant:

(Drops slimey script on table, tries to wipe pink slime from hands)

Viacom CEO:

(Reads script) What is this...ITS GENIUS! I must know the person who wrote this masterpiece!

Viacom Assistant:

On the package, it said Chen Yak...

Viacom CEO:

I don't care! Send this to the Nickelodeon division. I think we have a new Spongebob on our hands.

Scene 3

Mr. Enter's office.

Mr. Enter:

This new show is HORRIBLE! The show is nothing but filler! The characters are bland, the concepts are just bad! Its' like a cat wrote this, even so, a brain dead one.

[Mr. Enter presses keyboard, and begins to edit his latest video]

Mr. Enter:

Finally! I'm done with this video. I can't the taste of the show out of my mouth right now.

Scene 4

Yakumo Household (Interior)

Frank:

(Behind PC screen) Reviews say its bad.

Ran:

Don't you tell that to Chen or I'll kill you!

Frank:

Don't worry.

Chen:

Ran-shama?

Frank:

HAHH! (Dumps water onto computer)

[Chen enters room unnoticed]

Chen:

What are you doing?

Ran:

Uhh...nothing.

Frank:

Yeah..ummm...nothing either.

Chen:

Oh...okay then.

[Chen walks offscreen]

Frank:

(Wipes head) Dodged a bullet.

{End of Skit/queue credits}