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Saturday, April 11, 2015

The offical (yet incomplete) Brony Quest mythos!

Timeline


  • 658 AD: Dr. Klax is born
  • 1878 AD: Joseph Stalin is born
  • 1885 AD: The Great Hakurei Barrier is built
  • 1918 AD: Edd Cohen is born
  • 1944 AD: Edd Cohen proposes the construction of a “Special School”
  • 1953 AD: Joseph Stalin dies; Dr. Klax steals his dead body
  • 1957 AD: Breed Academy is opened to the public
  • 1960 AD: Edd Cohen wins lottery, expands school, bribes government for technology, begins the Portal Project, obtains green chaos emerald (Not known at time)
  • 1977 AD: The portal is completed; Edd Cohen is warped to Equestria
  • 1979 AD: Breed Academy is sent into decline; Edd Cohen begins work in Equestrian politics
  • 1980 AD: Snatcher project begins in USSR
  • 1989 AD: Breed Academy closes, Events of “Mother” happen
  • 1990 AD: Elijah Modnar is kidnapped by Dr. Klax
  • 1994 AD: Edd Cohen retires
  • 1995 AD: Edd Cohen dreams of Prophecy, Events of “Mother 2 (Earthbound)” happen
  • 1997 AD: Matthew and Spencer are born
  • 1998 AD: Edd Cohen dies, Frank is born
  • 2000 AD: Trevor is Born
  • 2010 AD: Victor is Born
  • 2012 AD: Trevor begins training in Kanto
  • 2013 AD: Events of “Brony Quest: When Nazis Attack” Happen
  • 2014 AD: Dr. Klax’s Zealian Society begans construction
  • 2015 AD: Dr. Klax discovers Lavos and remains of the Devil’s Machine is located, Twilight Sparkle is warped to Breed Academy, Breed Academy burns shortly after causing major damage to portal and building
  • 2016 AD: Events of “Brony Quest 2: Day of Lavos” happens
  • 2017 AD: “Altered MLP:FiM Season 3” happens
  • 2019 AD: Frank and Twilight Sparkle begin dating
  • 2020 AD: Frank and Twilight Sparkle marry
  • 2022 AD: Beow is born
  • 2030 AD: Dr. Klax’s Irritable Space-Time warping ends bringing Stalbot and a Clone of Giegue 
  • 2036 AD: Events of “Brony Quest 3” happens
  • 2037 AD: “Altered MLP:FiM Season 4” happens
  • 2039 AD: Dr. Klax develops Time Machine and Kidnaps Elijah Modnar
  • 2040 AD: Time Machine is scrapped, Snatcher Project resumes under Dr. Klax’s control
  • 2041 AD: Dr. Klax invents EMASSA (Electro-Magnetic AirShip Space Armor), Dr. Klax passes through Great Hakurei Barrier and introduces Snatchers into Gensokyo for experimental reasons, and equipment used for JUNKER is produced in Equestria (protective trench coats, lightweight guns, and robotic ‘navigators’)
  • 2042 AD: Snatchers invade Equestria from inside-out, Events of “Brony Quest 4?” happen
  • 2043 AD: The Three Amigos (and Frank’s family) stop the Snatchers by invading Dr. Klax’s base in Gensokyo, Beow devolves a love interest with the Reimu Hakurei
  • 2044 AD: Dr. Klax starts plans for a planned society to build an army
  • 2045 AD: Human populations begin appearing in Equestria, large scale portal transport is invented
  • 2046 AD: Equestria becomes part of United Nations; Dr. Klax begins construction on proto-community
  • 2047 AD: Events of “Brony Quest 5?” happen
  • 2048 AD: Beow dates Remiu in secret  
  • 2050 AD: Dr. Klax’s proto-community is completed; the Great Equestrian Video Game Crash destroys Crystal Kingdom’s economy
  • 2052 AD: Dr. Klax’s proto-community ends in mutiny with documents and plans leaked to United Nations
  • 2053 AD: Beow marries Remiu despite Marisa Kirisame’s disproval
  • 2054 AD: Events of “Brony Quest 6?” happen
  • 2055 AD:  Elijah Modnar dies in airship crash, production on Starmen is discontinued
  • 2056 AD: Giegue clone is destroyed, Devil’s Machine 2.0 is built to contain psychic and mental remains, Giygas is reborn
  • 2057 AD: Neo Kobe City is built in Equestria
  • 2058 AD: Events of “Brony Quest 7?” happens
  • 2059 AD: Dr. Klax constructs the Orbital Militarized Space Sation (or OMSS) tests by attacking United Nations building and declared an international threat
  • 2060 AD: Matthew retires, EMASSA technology is reversed engineered by USA and reproduced
  • 2061 AD: 25% of Snatcher factories are eradicated, Trevor retires and joins Frank
  • 2062 AD: Snatchers take over several European governments
  • 2063 AD: Snatched governments are discovered, Dr. Klax declares war out of panic, World War III happens
  • 2064 AD: Events of “Brony Quest 8?” Happens
  • 2065 AD: OMSS attacks Michigan and Massachusetts
  • 2067 AD: 65% of Snatcher factories are destroyed
  • 2069 AD: OMSS is destroyed and crashes into Earth causing collateral environmental damage and kills Matthew, Spencer retires.
  • 2070 AD: World War III ends, Trevor retires again
  • 2071 AD: Environmental reconstruction begins, 80% of Snatcher factories are destroyed, and Equestrian military hunts for Dr. Klax
  • 2073 AD: Environmental reconstruction proves difficult Dr. Klax’s prototype communal society is considered
  • 2074 AD: Stalbot is found by Frank and is destroyed, Beow disappears to Gensokyo
  • 2075 AD: Dr. Klax goes into hiding, Operation: Sameness is commissioned by United Nations (voted 4-3), all Snatcher factories are destroyed
  • 2076 AD: Frank retires
  • 2078 AD: Spencer is killed protesting against Sameness
  • 2079 AD: Equestria is sealed off as part of Operation: Sameness
  • 2080 AD: EMASSA technology is used to modifiy the earth’s terrain
  • 2089 AD: Sameness is completed, destroys Great Hakurei Barrier, Youkai attack Japanese communities
  • 2090 AD: final United Nations meeting is held
  • 2095 AD: Dr. Klax is found and banished to the moon
  • 2100 AD: mysterious man known as Beowulf appears
  • 2105 AD: events of “Brony Quest 9” happens
  • 2106 AD: Sameness is successfully prevented from reaching to Equestria
  • 2110 AD: Sameness affected entire world, Youkai fully populate Japan, Beow retires, Beowulf is revealed to be Frank’s Grandson.
  • 2111 AD: Remiu goes missing
  • 2120 AD: Frank dies of old age
  • 2150 AD: Dr. Klax is sealed in a “Space Dumpster”
  • 2168 AD: Jonas is born
  • 2180 AD: events of “The Giver” happens
  • 2187 AD: events of “Gathering Blue” happens
  • 2191 AD: events of “Messenger” happens
  • 2203 AD: events of “Son” happens
  • 2245 AD: Beowulf dies attempting to destroy Dr. Klax’s “Space Dumster” in hopes to kill him
  • 2258 AD: Revolution occurs abolishing sameness
  • 2260 AD: Revolution ends, communities split into 12 districts and a capitol, Earth’s environment is more sustainable and unterraformed
  • 2334 AD: events of “The Hunger Games” happens
  • 2335 AD: events of “Catching Fire” happens
  • 2336 AD: events of “Mockingjay” happens
  • 2400 AD: District communities are no longer existant and countries form back
  • 2434 AD: Myths of a long lost land that was once accessible via portal (Equestria was the “lost land” in question)
  • 2440 AD: Archeological digs reveal that the portals did exist but are beyond repair
  • 2445 AD: Stories revolving the Three Amigos and Frank’s family start circulating as legends (A large number of details were either warped or left out altogether)
  • 2498 AD: 500 year anniversary of Frank birth, a day commemorated
  • 2540 AD: Dr. Klax escapes his prison and sets off a World War
  • 2541 AD: World War IV starts
  • 2545 AD: The nations fire off their nukes out of desperation
  • 2578 AD: The human population has been drastically descreased almost to extinction, World War IV ends by default, Dr. Klax is killed by nuclear holocaust
  • 2580 AD: radiation kills off all remaining humans, Youkai survive by being isolated from the rest of the world
  • 2670 AD: Irradiated ponies begin to evolve
  • 2700 AD: ponies begin to form horns and wings
  • 2770 AD: ponies start to form tribes and villages
  • 2800 AD: Pre-classical era of ponykind starts
  • 3000 AD: Hearts-warming eve occurs, Ponykind enters the Classical era
  • 3578 AD: Discord is born as a reincarnation of Dr. Klax
  • 3600 AD: Rise of Discord, Discordian era occurs
  • 3643 AD: Rise of King Sombre
  • 3831 AD: Discord is defeated, Equestria’s Diarchy is formed
  • 3900 AD: King Sombre is defeat and the Crystal Kingdom disappears
  • 4321 AD: Princess Luna is turned into Nightmare Moon,
  • 4422 AD: Nightmare Moon is banished from Equestria, Nightmare Night occurs
  • 5361 AD: Dr. Cohen is teleported to Equestria
  • 5398 AD: Dr. Cohen dies, Adolf Hitler appears in the Everfree Forest
  • 5421 AD: events of “MLP:FiM season 1” happens
  • 5422 AD: events of “MLP:FiM season 2” happens
  • 5430 AD: Nazis start attacking Equestria, an SOS letter is sent (albeit, in a random fashion), events of “Brony Quest: When Nazis Attack” happens, Youkai begin to migrate
  • 5432 AD: Twilight Sparkle is warped into Massachusetts while exploring some tower ruins
  • 5433 AD: events of “Brony Quest 2: Day of Lavos” happens 
  • 5434 AD: events of “altered MLP:FiM season 3” happens
  • 5435 AD: “Altered MLP:FiM Season 3” happens
  • 5436 AD: Frank and Twilight Sparkle begin dating
  • 5437 AD: Frank and Twilight Sparkle marry
  • 5439 AD: Beow is born
  • 5440 AD: Dr. Klax’s Irritable Space-Time warping ends bringing Stalbot and a Clone of Giegue 
  • 5446 AD: Events of “Brony Quest 3” happens
  • 5447 AD: “Altered MLP:FiM Season 4” happens
  • 5449 AD: Dr. Klax develops Time Machine and Kidnaps Elijah Modnar
  • 5450 AD: Time Machine is scrapped, Snatcher Project resumes under Dr. Klax’s control
  • 5451 AD: Equipment used for JUNKER is produced in Equestria (protective trench coats, lightweight guns, and robotic ‘navigators’)
  • 5452 AD: Snatchers invade Equestria from inside-out, Events of “Brony Quest 4?” happen
  • 5453 AD: The Three Amigos (and Frank’s family) stop the Snatchers by invading Dr. Klax’s base in Gensokyo, Beow devolves a love interest with the Reimu Hakurei
  • 5454 AD: Dr. Klax starts plans for a planned society to build an army
  • 5455 AD: Human populations begin appearing in Equestria, large scale portal transport is invented
  • 5456 AD: Equestria becomes part of United Nations; Dr. Klax begins construction on proto-community
  • 5457 AD: Events of “Brony Quest 5?” happen
  • 5458 AD: Beow dates Remiu in secret  
  • 5460 AD: Dr. Klax’s proto-community is completed; the Great Equestrian Video Game Crash destroys Crystal Kingdom’s economy
  • 5462 AD: Dr. Klax’s proto-community ends in mutiny with documents and plans leaked to United Nations
  • 5463 AD: Beow marries Remiu despite Marisa Kirisame’s disproval
  • 5464 AD: Events of “Brony Quest 6?” happen
  • 5465 AD:  Elijah Modnar dies in airship crash, production on Starmen is discontinued
  • 5466 AD: Giegue clone is destroyed, Devil’s Machine 2.0 is built to contain psychic and mental remains, Giygas is reborn
  • 5467 AD: Neo Kobe City is built in Equestria
  • 5468 AD: Events of “Brony Quest 7?” happens
  • 5470 AD: Matthew retires
  • 5471 AD: 25% of Snatcher factories are eradicated, Trevor retires and joins Frank
  • 5474 AD: Events of “Brony Quest 8?” Happens
  • 5477 AD: 65% of Snatcher factories are destroyed
  • 5479 AD: Matthew dies, Spencer retires.
  • 5480 AD: Trevor retires again
  • 5481 AD: Equestrian military hunts for Dr. Klax
  • 5484 AD: Stalbot is found by Frank and is destroyed, Beow disappears to Gensokyo
  • 5485 AD: Operation: Sameness is commissioned by United Nations (voted 4-3), all Snatcher factories are destroyed
  • 5486 AD: Frank retires
  • 5489 AD: Equestria is sealed off as part of Operation: Sameness
  • 5490 AD: EMASSA technology is used to modifiy the earth’s terrain
  • 5499 AD: Sameness is completed, destroy Great Hakurei Barrier, Youkai attack Japanese communities
  • 5500 AD: mysterious man known as Beowulf appears
  • 5505 AD: events of “Brony Quest 9” happens, Sameness leaks into Equestria
  • 5506 AD: Sameness is successfully prevented from reaching to Equestria and expends Princess Celestia in the process, Princess Twilight Sparkle takes Celestia’s postion
  • 5507 AD: Beowulf is discovered to be Frank’s grandson
  • 5509 AD: Youkai invade Equestria, Human populace is scared by attacks
  • 5511 AD: Unicorn (and Alicorn) magic is discovered to be effective at keeping away Youkai
  • 5514 AD: Youkai are dispelled from Equestria
  • 5518 AD: Humans and ponies begin colonizing other lands
  • 5520 AD:  events of “Brony Quest X” happen
  • 5524 AD: Alicorns begin to discover ‘Danmaku’ magic
  • 5527 AD: Alicorns master Danmaku
  • 5530 AD: Unicorns begin to learn Danmaku
  • 5535 AD: Humans and Earth Ponies master Danmaku by other means (such as advanced weaponry and machinery)
  • 5540 AD: The Great Equestrian-Youkai war starts
  • 5545 AD: events of “Brony Quest X 2” happens
  • 5560 AD: The Great Equestrian-Youkai war ends
  • 5564 AD: Beowulf dies in a colonial skirmish


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